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Wed 12/14/2005
This is a good one. Never mind the synopsis. Just read it.
Thanksgiving Treasure
Sat 11/26/2005
We had a spectacular holiday with food, family, and fun. We even deposited a real live buried treasure. full entry
New Donation Shatters Records!
Wed 11/23/2005
With a record breaking donation, my mother has left all the previous contributors in the dust. Her substantial donation has brought our total up to $8.24, and severely disfigured our donations chart. Not only that, but we are now one-third of the way to our goal of 24 dollars. Removal of the cluttering advertisements is within sight!
Thanks Mom!
Recognizing the Site Staff
Mon 11/21/2005
After I posted my last entry about Bethany's birth, I realized that I have a volunteer staff of people who help me with this website. A few hours after I posted the "The Story of Bethany's Birth", I received an email from my step-niece-in-law, Jammie, with spelling and grammar corrections. She usually helps me out with this, and so has been an unofficial editor for a while. I also realize that my brother, Daniel, deserves some recognition here on the front page for his illustrations. So, in honor of Daniel, Jammie, and all the people who have donated money and time to my website, I have set up the Website Staff box on the right side of the main page. I know that just having your name in a box isn't that great, but someday when the website is making hundreds of thousands of dollars, I promise to send you some of it.
Archive Created
Sun 11/20/2005
The entry list on this page has gotten long enough that it is time to create an archive. From now on, the list of chronological entries will flow off this page and onto one of the archive pages. So if you want to look up an old entry, you may need to click over to the archives to find it.
The Story of Bethany's Birth
Tue 11/15/2005
A thrilling tail of joy, pain, sweetness, anguish, and injury. Read about the struggle to push the moment of birth past Halloween, and the aftermath of delivery; how it wrought upon the father. Here is that story.
New Top Donator
Wed 11/2/2005
My dear, dear sister, Michelene, has topped the donation chart. Thank you Michelene! We are a bit closer to having all these advertisements removed.
Bethany is Born!
Tue 11/1/2005
Our family has grown.
Baby Bethany was born November 1st at 12:40 AM. She weighs 8 lbs 5 ounces and is 19.5 inches long. She has lots of brown hair and is very healthy. Labor and deliver went very well, and Catherine is recovering nicely. pictures
The Violent Cleanse
Fri 10/21/2005
That is the name I have given this virus that got me on Tuesday. I haven't been sick like that in over 10 years. It helped me remember why being sick is no good. full story
Christmas List Added
Thu 10/6/2005
I've added a new page. Since Christmas is coming, I've posted my wish list. For those of you who are looking for a gift to get me, this should make it easy. For the rest, it might be interesting just to see what I want. If you have suggestions for additions, let me hear them. Here's the list.
Donations Policy
Thu 10/6/2005
A few people have asked, so here is the answer.
All money sent to me through, or on behalf of, this website will go to removing the advertisements that you see surrounding the content of each page, unless otherwise specified by the sender of the money.
There you go. Now you know what our current total of 98 cents $2.00 is building toward. Our goal is $24. We still have a ways to go. current donations
Bravery Tests
Sun 9/25/2005
This is a new story from my childhood that I have written in the memories section. It gives a little demonstration of some of events that happen in a child's life that parents never find out about. here's the link
Lazertag in San Francisco
Sat 9/10/2005
I had a blast playing lazertag with my dad and brothers outside the Exploritorium in San Francisco. We looked a little geeky but we had enough fun to make it worth it. Read more.
New Top Donator
Fri 9/2/2005
It has happened again! My website has inspired its readers to action. I have received not one but two record breaking donations. The 3 cents that James sent pushed him over the top, but it was immediately followed by Brett's generous 10 cent donation but even James to shame. It must be the Harry Potter page that I just added. The whole Harry Potter thing really is quite the money maker! donation chart
Update:
James has upped his donation bring our total donations to a whopping 48 cents! When the website has taken in enough, I'll get rid of the advertisements. Whahoo!
Harry Potter Theories - Snivilous
Tue 8/30/2005
Last night I was working late and my brother, Matt, came on line. We started talking about the latest Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince theories. Since the chat contains so many of my arguments for why Severous Snape is and evil character in the books, I've decided to just post the chat. If you don't like Harry Potter, you'd better stay away from this one. Read our conversation here.
Jack the Gerbil - Part 1
Mon 8/29/2005
Megan and Jessica love to listen to stories about Jack the Gerbil. I have made up six stories so far and will be writing them all here on my website. Here is the first of the stories. It is called Escape. Try reading it to your children or your nieces and nephews. I think they'll like it.
Artwork Added to Memories Section
Thu 8/18/2005
My brother, Daniel, has drawn some great illustrations for my childhood memories section. He will be making artwork for each story. They are GREAT! Check them out.
Megan Rides Her Bike into the Ground
Fri 8/12/2005
Ouch! When I got home from work I found out that a blood curdling scream had pierced the air above our driveway earlier that day. Now you too can read the story of Megan's bike wreck.
Happy Anniversary
Tue 8/9/2005
Catherine and I have been married for 9 years today. We have built a happy home with 3 children and one on the way in those 9 years. I've never felt so devoted to any other person at any time in my life. We have many more years of life together ahead of us. I love you Catherine!
Book of Mormon Timeline
Mon 8/8/2005
For the past couple of weeks I've been working on a Book of Mormon Timeline. It shows a summary of what happens in the Book of Mormon, in chronological order, including the birth and death of prominent people. For instance, Alma was 25 years old when he hears Abinadi preach in King Noah's court. At that same time, over in the land of Zarahemla, a 6 year old Mosiah will someday be king of the Nephites. It isn't finished yet but I've made a good start. Take a look. New Section Added: Memories
Mon 7/25/2005
I've added a new section for me to write down my childhood memories. I've started with two stories that I can remember distinctly. The first is of a time that I fell out of a tree and was miraculously saved from death. The other story tells how I got the 7½ inch scar on my back. I've been inspired to add this section because of Pioneer Day. I read some of the stories written by my Great, Great, Grandfather John Bevan yesterday, and decided that I had better get some of my stories written down.
Baby Name Update see here
Gerbils Run Free in the House
Tue 7/19/2005
The world of Blackie and Jingle has expanded to the playroom. They get to scamper throughout the entire room and they love it. My children love it too. read more Jammie Toppled as Top Donator
7/19/2005
Well Jammie had her title for a good week. She has become famous for her generosity during that time. She has, however, been replaced. With a donation of 2 cents, Ryan (one of my co-workers) has doubled the price of the Top Donator title.
Garth's Finger Injury Dwarfs All Others
Sat 7/16/2005
Did you ever wish that you could go back in time and fix some tiny thing that went wrong? Just change one small decision, or change the timing of an event by only one second? Garth had one of those moments two days ago. He'll be feeling it for weeks to come. Look at this
update: Sat 7/18/2005
JAREDWOOD.COM can exclusively reveal that Garth is willing to sell his fingernail to the highest bidder when it comes off. Don't miss your chance to own this quintessential artifact, which the raw powers of nature have fashioned into an embodiment of human suffering.
My Website Has Generated Money!
Mon 7/11/2005
The first payment to JAREDWOOD.COM ever has cleared! Jammie, my step-niece-in-law, has sent me money through my website! Thanks to her generous donation of $0.01 I have been able to add a new section to the website! It is called Top Donations. Additionally Jammie has bought herself the prestigious title of top donator! Congratulations to myself and to Jammie! You can click the Send Money link at the bottom of this page to get your name in the Top Donations section.
Hannah Smashed Her Finger
Sat 7/9/2005
My youngest daughter, Hannah, got her finger smashed in the kitchen door today. Here is a picture
My Harry Potter Prediction
Thu 7/8/2005
Percy is a dead man walking. Everyone is trying to guess who will die in the next Harry Potter book. I want to get my guess out before the book arrives. I say it will be Percy Weasley. He will pull a combination "Peter Pettigrew/Regulus Black" on us. Percy will see the power that the dark Lord is amassing and flirt with a relationship there. But when he sees where it is taking him, he will try to pull out. Too late though -it's a life time commitment- and Percy will be killed like Regulus was. There it is. Short and simple; my prediction for Half-Blood Prince. What are your predictions?
Amy's Finger Makes Full Recovery!
Thu 7/8/2005
This posting officially closes the saga of Amy's smashed finger. Her finger is fully recovered and she isn't going to lose the fingernail. Happy Happy Joy Joy.
Terrorist Bombings in London
Wed 7/7/2005
Today there was an attack on London. The details are still solidifying but the basic story is that several bombs where detonated in strategic parts of the London's mass transit system during rush hour today. I've written some of my thoughts.
I Used to Stack Pennies
Tue 7/6/2005
All my life my brothers have teased me because when I was a kid I used to stack pennies into igloos and sculptures. I guess I didn't work it all out in my childhood because you're not going to believe this house of cards that I built last night. Check it out!
One Giant Leap For Jessica!
Fri 7/01/2005
Walking on the moon is one thing. Jessica immersing herself in water is another. Jessica has learned a new skill. She goes underwater! read more
Now You Can Send Me Money!
Thu 6/30/2005
I just added the ability for all my loyal readers to send money to me. Just scroll to the bottom of the page and click the send money link to be whooshed away to PayPal where you can send me as much or as little money as you like. Just $1 from everyone who ever visits this website would make a big difference to me and would be almost unnoticeable to you.
..... I just think it's cool to have a send money link on my page.
Send Me Email
Thu 6/30/2005
I've added a contact Jared link at the bottom of the page. It opens a form that you can use to send an email to me. Use it to send comments, questions, or anything you want to me.
JAREDWOOD.COM Update Notification Feature!
Wed 6/29/2005
I have added a mailing list feature. Now you can sign up to be notified whenever new content is added to the website. Just type your name into the Get Updates box and click the Add button. I'll add your email address to my list, and from now on you'll get an email whenever there is something new to read on my website.
Megan's Nightmare
Mon 6/27/2005
Megan had a nightmare early this morning. She was so sad. She could barely tell us about it through the sobs. more
The Gerbil Guard
Sun 6/19/2005
Check out the gerbil guard that I made! The gerbils where making a big mess, but not any more. Problem solved. See it here.
A Name for Our Baby
Thu 6/16/2005
Choosing a name. Catherine and I are trying to agree on a name for the baby girl that will be joining our family. How does Bethany Michelle Wood strike you? more
update: Tue 7/19/2005
We had another ultrasound and our baby is definitely a girl. We have therefore decided that she will be named Bethany Michelle upon her arrival, the first week of November.
Another Girl!
Wed 6/15/2005
The ultrasound says that we can expect another girl. So when this little girl is born, I will have 4 darling daughters.
Update On Amy's Fingernail
Tue 5/31/2005
Amy's fingernail has developed a strange discolored patch. Better take a look.
Poll Results for Smashed Finger
Wed 5/27/2005
Will Amy's fingernail fall off? I've taken a poll around the office . It came out 4 - 1 in favor of the fingernail staying on. Here are the full results.
A Month With the Gerbils
Fri 5/27/05
It's been just over a month with Blackie and Jingles now. We've been having a great time with them. They get held every day and haven't bitten Megan or me since the first week. We have let them out house too. more
How to get Grandma to Accept Help
Wed 5/11/2005
It is quite frustrating when your parents or grandparents don't want the medical alarm you've bought them. Here are some tips to help them realize that medical alert systems are a good idea.
The Taming of Blackie
Tue 5/3/2005
We had a breakthrough today with Blackie! This morning before Megan fed the Gerbils, we removed all the sunflower seeds from the mix. I held my hand flat ... and Blackie walked right out on my hand. more
Rescue Alert's Panic Button Works Outdoors
Tue 5/3/2005
Yesterday a lady was out walking her dogs at 1 am and she fell on some rocks. She couldn't get back up and ... thought that her Rescue Alert panic button wouldn't work because she was outside the house but decided to give it a try anyway. more
Gerbil Update
Fri 4/29/05
It has been 3 days now. The gerbils are better than expected. They are still stationed right outside our room, in the hall, and they aren't being noisy at all. more
Happy Birthday Megan!
Tue 4/26/05
Happy Birthday Megan! 7 years old today!
Megan got gerbils for her birthday. A black one and a brown brown one. Their names are Blackie and Jingles. I've started a new gerbil page to log all the fun with gerbils that we are about to have.
Flying on the Salt Flats
Sat 4/23/2005
Today was a great flying day! Mark Christensen and I took Todd (16) and Seth (16) out to the salt flats to fly RC Airplanes. more
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